Spanish Words of the Day

A friend sent me this today. Hilarious! lol

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Spanish Words Of the Day!

Sodas - My vieja cooks good and sodas her sister.

Cheese - Maria likes me pero cheese too fat.

Chile - When my wife and I were dating, she was fine, but since we got married chile herself go.

Juarez - My vieja slapped me and I said, juarez your f***in problem? Bish!

Chicken - My wife wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go herself.

Harrassment - Orale vato my old lady caught me in bed wit my sancha pero harrasment nothing to me!!!

Water - My vieja gets mad and I dont even know water problem is.

Brief - My homie farted really bad, and I could not brief.

Mushroom - Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car, there is not mushroom.

Frito - After arguing with the pinche policia he told me i wuz frito go.

Wafer - I wanted to go to the mo vies with my friends, pero los mensos didn't wafer me.

Liver and Cheese - Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca, I told him 'orale loco liver alone cheese mines'

Chinos- My mom thinks chinos everything! Chinos nothing!

Bishop - We went to the movies and Rosa fell down & I had to pick the bishop!

Horchata - You can keep talking your crap horchata hell up!

Herpes - Me and my girlfriends ordered some pizza, I got my piece and she got herpes.

Pikachu - My dad took me and my brothers to payless and told us to pikachu.

July - You told me you were going to the store and July to me! Julyer!